What’s the most “Only in the Philippines” investment story you’ve ever heard?

• “The famous KAPA scam by Joel Apolinario earning 30% monthly!”

• “Raising children to make them as the parents’ retirement fund.”

• “Cockfighting chickens being the main family investment.”

• “Where ‘Pasalo nang Paluwagan’ is considered an investment ‘kuno’.”

• “The Axie Infinity ‘play to earn’ scam that we dominated right up until the token became worthless.”

• “Conceive as many babies as possible because once they grow up and start earning they will help the parents and family.”

• “The infamous promise of Tallano Gold  or cash inducement to get people to be loyal to the Marcoses.”

• “Boss Toyo Pinoy pawnshop – I think it’s not the real business!”

• “The 3rd telco saga. Those who have insider info won and got to ride ISM wave to full potential. PSE at its finest.”

• “People ‘investing’ in facemasks during the pandemic. I hope the food they’re eating is not delicious.” 

• “Where you pay for a real estate investment and the title isn’t released to you by the developer even after 10+ years.”

• “Insider trading haha.”

• “Hi, long time, how are you? Let’s catch-up, have some coffee. My treat. – MLM”

• “My parents bought a plot of land in a subdivision 20 years ago. Until today, the lot isn’t accessible because the developer hasn’t finished the roads inside the subdivision.”

• “Investing in a ‘pampang’ rental business.”

• “Timing the market based on the phases of the moon.”

• “My  neighbor offers fractional chicken investments.”

• “Investing in rice fields… only to have your partner flee the country with your share of the investment.”

• “Maharlika Investment Fund!”

MB BOTTOM-LINE: The #1 response to this question (amounting to 20% of all responses) was some variation of the “using your children as a retirement fund” strategy. Many angry readers venting rage and sadness at being tasked with supporting deadbeat extended family or funding dubious expenses like new cars for over-spending parents. Lots of variations of Axie Infinity, paluwagan, and the infamous KAPA scam. A surprising number of real estate schemes involving the non-delivery of habitable premises. I have to admit, though, that my attention was absolutely captured by “fractional chicken ownership.” Haha, sign me up!

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